the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
[TW Sexual Assault, Homophobic Slurs]
Once, at summer school, a group of students were left without a teacher to watch us for a period. There were more boys than girls. The boys decided to close the door and try to make out with us. Me and a few others built up a barricade to try to stop them,…
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
What was great was he planned this little tour of Pairs to go to all these wonderful, you know, note worthy places like the Arc de Triomphe and all these beautiful places. So he actually had someone pick us up and drive us around all, uh, Born Identity. We’re like driving around this little car everywhere and getting out and you know taking pictures and finally we ended up at the um, the Eiffel Tower and that’s where he got down on one…